Me: Omg, you're such a good cuddler.
Me: Shhh. Don't speak.
me: omg i have so much stuff to do
me: i don't even have enough time for all this
me: *opens tumblr*
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
In class: oh yeah i totally get this
homework: lol what the fuck
test: lol what the fuck
report card: lol fuck
me: *gains 80 pounds*